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'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

A trevor of trainspotters

Crocodile

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Stratigraphy

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Charles Darwin

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Museum of Bones

Dog History

Cankersaurus

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"I prefer your early pieces."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"Don't even think about it."

Owl Through Time

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'