Nature History T-Shirts

Dinosaur

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"You're fired."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Anti-Agent

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Playing Fetch.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Louis Armstrong

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

The Busy Gardener

Remote control pirate bully

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

'Are you sure that's the right map?'