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"Frankly, I don't see the resemblance."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

The Evolutionary Biology Society.

Evolved of the Gardener

Stratigraphy

'We've worked out what the creature looked like - now all we need to do is find out why it became extinct.'

"Just you wait!"

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

Common Dodo!

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

In the Museum of Dinosores.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Ophiologist

Cankersaurus

Bones

Extinct Species Heterosexual man,extinct 2042.

'Just between you and me, I'm descended from very small dinosaurs.'

Ovologist

The Evolution Of Man

'When the dinosaurs ruled the earth did they have a constitutional monarchy, a democracy, or a dictatorship?'

'Bless him! He has always had a fascination with nature.'

"You B******s! How many dinosaurs did you murder to get all those bones?!? NO wonder they went extinct!"

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

Crocodile

"I wonder if it's safe to come out yet. . ."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

Hedgehogs

Dinosaur bone fossils suspected of animal attack at museum!

Richard Owen

Back in the carboniferous era...