Nature Historian Prints

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

'Take it from me, and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

A trevor of trainspotters

Crocodile

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Stratigraphy

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Charles Darwin

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Dog History

Museum of Bones

Owl Through Time

David Attenborough

"Mittens, this is what John Muir would call 'a charming little poem of wilderness.'"

Cankersaurus

"I prefer your early pieces."

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

"Okay, we get it. You're descended from wolves."

"Don't even think about it."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."