Natural History Nerd Prints

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Cankersaurus

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Harry S. Truman

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Crocodile

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Stratigraphy

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Why giraffes hate winter

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Charles Darwin

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'