Natural History Fan Gifts

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Mahout skeleton in the museum of natural history.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Polluted geese

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bears catching fish

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'