Natural History Geek Mugs

Stratigraphy

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Stonehenge Explained

Macbeth: Take Two

Crocodile

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Charles Darwin

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Museum of Bones

"I prefer your early pieces."

Not Moses

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

Cankersaurus

"Don't even think about it."