Naturalism Nerd Gifts

Mother Nature Takes her Course

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Caterpillar Portrait

"The invention of taxidermy."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Crocodile

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Cliff Notes

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."