Nature Nerd Gifts

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

'Good news! Our lobbyist got us on the endangered species list.'

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Hippocratic oath.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

A timber Log about to Login on his computer

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

'We've saved the Fauna, but what about the Flora?'

Cliff Notes.

Cliff Notes

What Entomologists Don't Want You To See.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"You should try taking smaller bites!"

Koala Bare.

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

"Alright, to coordinate today's pack-hunt, let's all set our two-way radios to channel 35..."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'We've worked out what the creature looked like - now all we need to do is find out why it became extinct.'

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

A flock of cursors flying south for the winter

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"The little lady will have the chlorophyll and I'll have the sunlight with some weed and feed on the side."

National Mosquito Day

'Oh, I didn't know we had a mating call!'

"You know me, Shirley. Live fast, love hard and leave a trasitional fossil."

Black Widow Diet

Axel, are you aware that fish have transparent eyelids? So

Zoo. Marsupials. What's the difference between a possum and an opossum? The opossum is an Irish possum.

"Food Fight!"

A frog with their tongue trapped in a venus flytrap

"I get it, Pops! We're dung beetles! Dung! Dung, dung, dung! I accept that!. . . But I don't gotta like it!"

The real reason why flamingos are pink