Nature Geek Gifts

Deer selling Headlight shades

'Actually, Bert, that's a common mistake. This here's an alligator. Crocodiles have a more rounded, U-shaped snout.'

Food, schmood. Can I have a shot of your espresso? Can I, huh? Can I, huh? Can I, huh? When hummingbirds go bad.

For the last time, Barb, I'm not ignoring you., I'm just eating.

"Face it, Garth, babes can't resist the allure of red plumage."

Spider Facts.

'I'm not an ant...I'm an uncle.'

The real reason the female mantis devours the male.

Mysteries of the ocean with Dom and Dave Dolphins - what's that name humans use for this mass migration ritual? Spring break!

Chameleon's TV Camouflage

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

'I told you that you shouldn't have eaten that last penguin.'

Anoraknids - 'I'd say it's a breathable gortex type material...' 'Or perhaps a double seamed retro look kagool?'

"We met on Feces Book."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Bird Torture.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I've been genetically modified!"

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'