Environment Geek Gifts

Spotted Owl Migration

'I admire your floatibility.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Solar Panel

Trees playing rootsie.

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."

Recycling centre

"We're going to need more pets."

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Climate Change

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"The science nerds are saying last week was the hottest in the past 100,000 years."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Man generating power for machine.

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

"How dare you not salute the goddess? You'll burn at the stake for this, damn heretic!"

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

An angel crying

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"Great location, new roof, central air, underground storage tanks full of toxic waste, double garage, ceramic tile?"

Now // Near Future

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

'Actually, Bert, that's a common mistake. This here's an alligator. Crocodiles have a more rounded, U-shaped snout.'