Green Living Geek Gifts

Man generating power for machine.

Death carries a bag for life

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Solar Frankenstein

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

Solar Panel

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

Landing helicopters on flowers.

Environmental Conscience

Solar Power.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Spotted Owl Migration

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

Industries with clean energy

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

Windmill Maintenance

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

You forgot to unplug the car before we left didn't you!!

'I have to ask you this before I say yes to a date - you don't contribute to global warming very often, do you?'

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Igloo with Heat Pump

The Dog Poo