Naturalism Gifts

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Au Naturel Restaurant

Pondlife

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

Unfortunately, when the lights came on, Bruce the cockroach forgot to scatter.

'I'd invite you in, but I don't think that's physically possible.'

'Name four animals of the cat family.'

Divorcing the boring husband

Man in naturalists club imagining a woman in clothes

Homeopathic trousers.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Privates Beach"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Caterpillar Portrait

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Crocodile

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

David Attenborough's Morning