Naturalistic Philosopher Gifts

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Googler

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Privates Beach"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Caterpillar Portrait

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Winter Weather.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Crocodile

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.