Nature Philosopher Gifts

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'We're Birds of Paradise all right - paradise lost!'

A snake eats evolving animals.

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...'

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

What are cows supposed to be hunting?

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

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'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'Early life his its first thought...' 'There must be more to life than this.'

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.

God is a spider.

A Thinker on a Desert Island

"The grass is always greener on the other pesticide."

The Dark Side of Man

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

'How come in nature, the male is usually the pretty one?'

'They're real big on survival of tha fettest, until the lions start to thin their herd,'

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Cycles of evolution and destruction

A man seeking wisdom from a bee at the top of a mountain

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

"Think ephemeral!"

"If I can crawl, you can circle."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Winter Weather.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!