Naturalistic Philosopher Mugs

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Wildlife

The Googler

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

George Orwell

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Privates Beach"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Caterpillar Portrait

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Mark Zuckerberg

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Winter Weather.

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Freaks of nature exhibit.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Crocodile

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.