Naturist Gifts

'Green Valley Nudist Camp.'

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

'I feel completely naked without my watch.'

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

"Fancy a game of get-dressed poker?"

"Do you think you're dressed appropriately for this job interview?"

"Everyone is so self absorbed, we'll just have to admire each other."

' We've been invited to the annual naturist's ball,and I don't have a thing to wear.'

"That bloke ought be locked up."

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

"Yes, sure, pop round - I've got nothing on at the moment!"

"What do think of our neighbour's habit of sunning herself in the nude?"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Privates Beach"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caterpillar Portrait

Rock - see you in a million years!

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Crocodile

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'You're right: Her radar signature is fabulous!'

"Lord, thank you for guiding me through the whole 'evolution by natural selection' thing."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."