Naturism Gifts

"No, I'm pretty sure they're only easing restrictions on face masks."

'No buddy, I didn't stop you because you were going too fast.'

'Green Valley Nudist Camp.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Sign in casino indicates it is clothing optional.

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

'I had a really embarrassing dream last night. I was walking around in public, with all my clothes on.'

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Let's git naked!'

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

"Supervisor to checkout 12 - item not scanning!"

'Hot enough for you?'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

"That bloke ought be locked up."

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

Despite being a devoted Naturist, Holly wouldn't be seen dead at a party without her handbag and matching killer heels.

'I don't care if it is Nude Recreation Week, you are not getting in my truck until you put some pants on!'

'Quite the reverse of a streaker...'

'This isn't my idea. It's step seven of my twelve-step program.'

"I was just stop and frisked!"

"Now you tell me I'm the only member?"

Insurance cover for naturist.

"I'll be doing my deliveries naked this year, Mrs. Claus!!"

"I bet they filmed that here."

"I told you we were overdressed for this place!"

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"Will you put something on?"

"What do think of our neighbour's habit of sunning herself in the nude?"

"Howard, when I said we didn't dress for dinner. . . I meant we don't dress formally!"

Male Nudist Club

Sundial Naturist Centre, information desk - "How does one recognise the rich chaps?"

"Privates Beach"

"I don't like the look of that new member."

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'