Trying Naturism Gifts

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Privates Beach"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'No luggage.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'I've never done this before.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Name four animals of the cat family.'

'Let's git naked!'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

'Am I next?'

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'Hot enough for you?'

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Homeopathic trousers.

'No Andrew. I clearly said BEAR hunting.'

'Does Naturism make my bum look big?'

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

Au Naturel Restaurant