Nudism Naturist Gifts

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"Privates Beach"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Two piece outfits only.

"I've got pride but no shame."

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Let's git naked!'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Harold, is that you?"

'This is totally bananas!'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'