Nudism Naturist Mugs

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"Privates Beach"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Look! A streaker!

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Two piece outfits only.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Let's git naked!'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

"Harold, is that you?"

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Gangs Of Nude Beach"

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'It's great that you get a boost in productivity from working in the nude, Paul, but I need you to stop borrowing my chair.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'This is totally bananas!'