Naturist Lifestyle Gifts

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

"Privates Beach"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

REPENT! Get back to nature

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

'No luggage.'

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

'I've never done this before.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Sir, we have plenty of fine herbal tea for you to sample...but you're drinking the potpourri.

'Name four animals of the cat family.'

Nudist Beach for Muppets

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Let's git naked!'

'Ms. Ames, send in a suit.'

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Excuse me sir, no radios allowed in the park.'

'Does Naturism make my bum look big?'

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Homeopathic trousers.

'Am I next?'

Au Naturel Restaurant