Nature's Nerd Pillows

"They found tadpole pictures on my computer."

Ascent of Machine.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Vaccine

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Naked Mole Rat

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Charles Darwin

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Nasty sunburn."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."