Nature Nerds Pillows

"We crossed lemmings with salmon."

'Don't tell anybody I asked, but why don't we chuck wood?!'

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

Monkey Contraceptives

'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'

Frog Umbrella

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'We had seven gloriously happy years together, and then he learned how to talk.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'But, Mom -- you're always telling everyone to do the math.'

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