Ecology Nerd T-Shirts

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Ecology

Ascent of Machine.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Technically, it's a mammal."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Vaccine

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Naked Mole Rat

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Charles Darwin

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"Nasty sunburn."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Why giraffes hate winter