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The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"Talk nerdy to me."

Carbon Dating.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

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He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

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'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

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'Name four animals of the cat family.'

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

Completing the Beast