Romantic Biology Nerds Gifts

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"Talk nerdy to me."

Carbon Dating.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Naked Mole Rat

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

"Is it just me? Or do I detect a certain chemistry between us?"

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.

Completing the Beast