Comedic Biology Lovers Gifts

Genetic Meddling - sparrow sharks

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

It's college orientation time. The brain cell is attending an elite academic university, and the hormones and endorphins are going to party schools. The muscle cell earned an athletic scholarship. And it looks like the DNA molecule has already picked a major. The DNA has life planned out. It's chemically active down there. The individual atoms are excited, but also seem a bit sad. Of course! Going off to college is an emotional time for them. Old bonds are breaking and new ones are bein

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

The Missing Ink

Monkey Business College

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Flatulence in space...

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

Charles Darwin

'Name four animals of the cat family.'

"The Doge ate my homework."