Comedic Biology Lovers Gifts

Genetic Meddling - sparrow sharks

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"That's enough about the noggin and the schnoz. Let's move on to the tummy-wummy and the keister."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Monkey Business College

The Missing Ink

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

The sperm and the egg: romance in action

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Flatulence in space...

"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

Spermaid - A spermaid waves to a passing sperm.

'Name four animals of the cat family.'

Completing the Beast

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

Charles Darwin

"The Doge ate my homework."