'You clumsy oaf! -- I can't believe you actually dropped the antimatter!'
Comedic Chemistry Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite chemistry buff with a sense of humor? Our collection blends scientific wit and playful designs, perfect for anyone who loves to laugh while exploring the periodic table or experimenting in the lab. Whether it’s a pun-laden mug or a cheeky t-shirt, these gifts turn scientific passion into a smile-inducing surprise.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'
Carbon Dating.
Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.
Wedding Day Itinerary.
"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."
'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'
'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'
''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'
Scientist admires his structure of a dog
Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.
Sexual chemistry set
Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.
Science Fair Judgements
"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."
"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."
Employment recruitment aptitude test
'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'
Genetic Fingerprinting.
Free Radicals.
E=Emcee Squared
Protoplasm
'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'
'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'
"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."
"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."
Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.
Lab safety Rule No. 1
''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'
'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'
I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!
Working On Silly String Theory.
"For the perfect sedative, take the juice from a bottle of whisky..."
'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'
Comedic Chemistry Buff Gifts Collection
Comedic Chemistry Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of chemistry mugs filled with scientific puns and cartoons that bring humor to their daily brew.
Comedic Chemistry Buff Pillows
Find playful chemistry-themed pillows that add a humorous touch to any couch or bedroom.
Comedic Chemistry Buff Prints
Browse fun and witty chemistry prints that make excellent wall art for science enthusiasts with a sense of humor.
Comedic Chemistry Buff T-Shirts
Discover witty chemistry t-shirts that turn science jokes into wearable humor, perfect for the lab or casual days out.