Chemistry Geek Gifts

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

Don't be surprized, I'm combining Oxygen and Magnesium. OMg!

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Desegregates the Periodic Table of Elements.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Scientists are sexy

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus