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'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

Don't be surprized, I'm combining Oxygen and Magnesium. OMg!

The 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Desegregates the Periodic Table of Elements.

"The formula for the attention deficit disorder drug - how's it coming?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Carbon Dating.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

The Style of Elements

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Scientists are sexy

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.