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Free Radicals.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Ascent of Machine.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

Science Fair Judgements

Naked Mole Rat

Vaccine

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Nasty sunburn."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Employment recruitment aptitude test

Protoplasm

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Charles Darwin

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....