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Shampoo dissolves a washer's head.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Ascent of Machine.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Sexual chemistry set

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Naked Mole Rat

Science Fair Judgements

Vaccine

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Charles Darwin

"Nasty sunburn."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Employment recruitment aptitude test

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Free Radicals.

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.