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The lungs of a man blowing a balloon.

Space shuttle Mission Accomplished

'Well, so much for that theory!'

'Now that our brains have evolved, we can hold grudges.'

'My client asserts that walking on land was his idea and he therefore claims 50% of all subsequent profits.'

Ascent of Machine.

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'

Soup Du Jour: Primordial

The World Before Isaac Newton Discovered Gravity

'I can never remember either. Isn't it 'Spring back, fall forward'?'

Cirrhosis of the river.

'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'

'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'

"I'm having a lousy anthropocene."

Stone Age/Golden Age/Space Age/Garbage.

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

'I remember when this was all ice fields.'

'How soon until we can mass produce the stuff?'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

The origin of the species is very good, Mr Darwin, but we were hoping for something a little more...sexy.

'Are you SURE it's not emitting greenhouse gases?'

After lab hours - party time.

'Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn,Uranus,Neptune,Pluto, and planet Hollywood.'

"I never do vivisection on a first date."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'I was a 24-hour bug, but thanks to antibiotics, I'm now a 48-hour bug.'

But It's Cold

C'mon, Phil, it's not like we're trying to hit a baseball.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

Alright! Now I get to have two girlfriends.

"Trust me - it ain't worth it."