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Doppler scores with his blue suit.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Albert Einstein

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Ascent of Machine.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Pi Ala Mode.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Science fiction fans on other planets

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The Physiciatrist...

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.