Theory Nerd T-Shirts

Max Weber

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Ascent of Machine.

Pi Ala Mode.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'The recession is over, again.'

Vaccine

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

A Freudian slip...

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

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Charles Darwin

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'