Physics Nerd Mugs

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Ascent of Machine.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

Pi Ala Mode.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Science fiction fans on other planets

The Physiciatrist...

Vaccine

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Naked Mole Rat

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'