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Black Hole Exhibit

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Houston, we have a problem."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"Bonk!"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Lost around a military base.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Recalculating!

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Newton's vacation

Newton discovers anti-gravity,