Gravity Nerd Gifts

Black Hole Exhibit

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Houston, we have a problem."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"He gets easily abstracted."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Bonk!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Lost around a military base.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"