Gravity Gurus Gifts

'It certainly is a big one!'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'That's what you get for discovering gravity, Sir Isaac.'

Zero gravity ahead.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

'But what is the universe for?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'Maths is fun!'

Jewish Geometry

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Bonk!"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

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His and Hers Gravity Bars.

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Three-dimensional, eh --- What makes you so spatial?

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

A2+B2=C2, 'Are you sure you're not just making this stuff up?'

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'