Gravity Geeks Gifts

'I didn't realize you were so fond of it, Sir Isaac.'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

How Glaciations Begin

"Bonk!"

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Elephant with Balloons on Seesaw

His and Hers Gravity Bars.

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'So much for Newton. Now, as for Einstein...'

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"