Galaxy Geeks Gifts

Spaceman using a toilet in space

Alien David statue

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

"I'm your sun!"

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

The First Alien Contact

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Theory of Gravity

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

Take me to: Your leader.

"Thank heaven they're finally starting to worry about the greenhouse effect!"

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.