Galaxy Geeks Gifts

Spaceman using a toilet in space

Alien David statue

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Athens Playhouse. Euclid is rehearsing a play he wrote about lust, money and lies. Investment Sales Office. Don't be obtuse! Face each other from this angle! He's a tough director. It's surprising that Euclid, the father of geometry, wrote about passion, money and deceit. I thought so too, until I read the script. It's a story about a pyramid scheme and a love triangle!

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Do you think it's a form of greeting?"

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

The First Alien Contact

"I'm your sun!"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Theory of Gravity

"Oh, don't worry, we just find this planet hilarious."

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

Take me to: Your leader.

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.