Gravity Enthusiast T-Shirts

'God went to a lot of trouble to invent gravity. The least we can do is use it.'

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

'Not here - next door!'

'.....DOOR!'

'It's special. It fell off a tree and hit me in the head, just like Mr.Newton.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

1725: Newton discovers anti-gravity.

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

Newton's vacation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'I have to go, Maureen...I think the world's stopped rotating...'

'I think you should try to impress upon your client the gravity of his situation.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Head over Hooves

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."