Zero-gravity Enthusiast T-Shirts

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

NASA. Donuts. Go ahead and eat it, Ernie --- The 5-second rule doesn't apply in zero gravity!

Space man with his possessions floating.

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Teenagers!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Head over Hooves

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Not now, Oliver."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Well, that one got away."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Flying sauces.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.