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'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

Life and Death

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Football

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'He has really taken to the training.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Air Dentistry

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Fish Boarding

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Not many of you may agree with me..."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

"I'm going to have a word with the pilot."

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'