Zero Gravity Admirer Gifts

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Life and Death

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Football

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Air Dentistry

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Fish Boarding

Left Behind

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Ever seen anything like it? No high rise condos to obstruct the view, no acres of parking lots, no traffic. What a waste."