Zero-gravity Adventurer Gifts

Gravity inversion boots on the planet Kzephyl which has no gravity.

"Okay guys, what's wrong?"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Extreme miming"

Boptimism

High-gravity baseball

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

An early space launch attempt.

Rocket and Witch Race

'Which one is named after me?'

Mars Poppins

Elevator Music

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

Christmas TV...

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'