Orbit Admirer Gifts

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

Easter Island Shades...

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"It makes me want to pee."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Life and Death

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Football

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out