Rocket Admirer Gifts

"Hello Mission Control, we'll have to delay the launch...road works on the M25."

Rocket and Witch Race

"This time the space race is between billionaires."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Artifishial Intelligence

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"It makes me want to pee."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Robot Painter

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

Employee of the Month

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"