Robot Admirer Gifts

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'Sorry Mike. You're evenly matched in technical skills and productivity, but Zorgbot is simply more affable.'

"Nice to put a face with a call."

Chemical Company - Organic Division/Inorganic Division

"Mr. Hobbs ... A Mr. Robb is here saying he might be able to help with teacher shortages."

"So, tell me about this heart problem."

Cheese robot-squad.

"I need it for my commute."

Cyber cafe for robots.

"My programming does not permit me to process new information."

"Who's the new guy?"

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

'I don't remember Bob being this good. I'm beginning to suspect that it's not even him.'

'You'll have to go easy on me, I'm a little rusty.'

'Hi! I'm selling CD-Rom Encyclopedias...'

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

Security verification failed! I am not a robot

"My 'check engine' light came on."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

Robot Bar

Robot and sun

"The world's FIRST fully automated divorce lawyer."

Lucky robot

'Is it harassment if I ask the new guy to make espresso?'

'I want a refund! It refuses to go into my son's room!!'

"Its nothing serious, you just need a reboot is all."

"Er...anyone here speak binary?"

At a bank a person deals with an automatic teller and a robot deals with a human teller.

Woman at switch board turns to see a robot come to take her place

You've got mail. (computer mailman)

'Ah, Roomba... my old nemesis.'

The AdRams Family no.3 - Real Virtual Pet

Writing Dummy Books for Dummies.

Parrot and Robot.

'That must be my computer date.'